"I have been an "Official" all my life, without the least turn for it. I never could attain a true official manner, which is highly artificial and handles trifles with ludicrously disproportionate gravity"
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Allingham’s confession lands like a polite Victorian shiv: he’s spent a lifetime inside bureaucracy while remaining temperamentally unfit for its theater. The sting is in “Official” as a role, almost a costume he’s been forced to wear. He’s not merely saying he disliked his job; he’s mocking the job’s required personality, that “true official manner” which he calls “highly artificial.” In other words, the institution doesn’t just demand labor, it demands a performance of seriousness, a calibrated voice and posture that signals authority even when the stakes are microscopic.
The key move is his skewering of scale: officialdom “handles trifles with ludicrously disproportionate gravity.” That phrase captures a classic administrative pathology: when the system can’t admit it’s managing small things, it compensates by inflating procedure into moral consequence. Trifles become tests of order; minor rules become sacred. Allingham, as a poet, is attuned to proportion, cadence, what matters and what doesn’t. Bureaucracy, as he paints it, is anti-poetic: it turns attention into a kind of misallocation, a solemn spotlight fixed on the petty.
Context matters. Allingham worked as a civil servant in Ireland and later in England, moving through the machinery of empire and administration. The line reads like a private journal entry made public: a cultivated man noting how institutions manufacture “manner” to keep themselves credible. His subtext is quiet revolt: if you can’t master the manner, you see the absurdity of the whole production.
The key move is his skewering of scale: officialdom “handles trifles with ludicrously disproportionate gravity.” That phrase captures a classic administrative pathology: when the system can’t admit it’s managing small things, it compensates by inflating procedure into moral consequence. Trifles become tests of order; minor rules become sacred. Allingham, as a poet, is attuned to proportion, cadence, what matters and what doesn’t. Bureaucracy, as he paints it, is anti-poetic: it turns attention into a kind of misallocation, a solemn spotlight fixed on the petty.
Context matters. Allingham worked as a civil servant in Ireland and later in England, moving through the machinery of empire and administration. The line reads like a private journal entry made public: a cultivated man noting how institutions manufacture “manner” to keep themselves credible. His subtext is quiet revolt: if you can’t master the manner, you see the absurdity of the whole production.
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