"I have been an "Official" all my life, without the least turn for it. I never could attain a true official manner, which is highly artificial and handles trifles with ludicrously disproportionate gravity"
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The key move is his skewering of scale: officialdom “handles trifles with ludicrously disproportionate gravity.” That phrase captures a classic administrative pathology: when the system can’t admit it’s managing small things, it compensates by inflating procedure into moral consequence. Trifles become tests of order; minor rules become sacred. Allingham, as a poet, is attuned to proportion, cadence, what matters and what doesn’t. Bureaucracy, as he paints it, is anti-poetic: it turns attention into a kind of misallocation, a solemn spotlight fixed on the petty.
Context matters. Allingham worked as a civil servant in Ireland and later in England, moving through the machinery of empire and administration. The line reads like a private journal entry made public: a cultivated man noting how institutions manufacture “manner” to keep themselves credible. His subtext is quiet revolt: if you can’t master the manner, you see the absurdity of the whole production.
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Allingham, William. (2026, January 18). I have been an "Official" all my life, without the least turn for it. I never could attain a true official manner, which is highly artificial and handles trifles with ludicrously disproportionate gravity. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-been-an-official-all-my-life-without-the-11169/
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Allingham, William. "I have been an "Official" all my life, without the least turn for it. I never could attain a true official manner, which is highly artificial and handles trifles with ludicrously disproportionate gravity." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-been-an-official-all-my-life-without-the-11169/.
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"I have been an "Official" all my life, without the least turn for it. I never could attain a true official manner, which is highly artificial and handles trifles with ludicrously disproportionate gravity." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-been-an-official-all-my-life-without-the-11169/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.






