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"I have learned the difference between a cactus and a caucus. On a cactus, the pricks are on the outside"

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Udall’s line is political comedy with a knife in it: a folksy pun that lands because it smuggles an indictment into something that sounds like a dad joke. The setup promises a harmless civics lesson - cactus, caucus, close enough - then swivels to the real target: the caucus as a social machine that rewards hidden sharpness. A cactus advertises its defenses. A caucus, Udall suggests, buries them in handshakes, procedure, and “my friend from” rhetoric, where the pain arrives later and often with a smile.

The intent isn’t simply to dunk on colleagues; it’s to puncture the sanctimony of intraparty democracy. Caucuses are marketed as intimate, participatory, neighbor-to-neighbor politics. Udall’s subtext is that intimacy can make the politics meaner, not kinder: smaller rooms intensify rivalries, and persuasion blurs into pressure. The “pricks on the inside” are the careerists, the deal-cutters, the people who can wound you while insisting they’re protecting the process.

Context matters because Udall was a savvy insider with an outsider’s delivery - a liberal congressman who ran for president and spent decades watching how ideals get processed into votes. The joke works as self-defense, too: humor as permission to tell an unflattering truth without triggering outright retaliation. It’s a pressure-release valve for a system that depends on public unity and private conflict. In 20 words, Udall captures the central paradox of politics: the closer you get to the room where decisions are made, the less visible the barbs become.

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TopicPuns & Wordplay
SourceAttributed to Mo Udall; listed on his Wikiquote page (contains the cactus/caucus quip).
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Mo Udall (June 15, 1922 - December 12, 1998) was a Politician from USA.

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