"I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important"
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The first clause sets a trap: “many serious statements” sounds like the start of a legacy-polishing interview. Then he swerves. The amnesia isn’t literal so much as strategic; forgetting becomes a way to refuse the sanctimony that clings to earnest pronouncements. Reed implies that “serious” often means “performative,” another role slipped on for the cameras, another mask for the papers to quote and misquote. If it mattered, it would have stuck. Or: if it stuck, it might start to matter in ways he can’t control.
The subtext is a defense of the messy, lived self against the tidy archive. Actors are paid to make lines memorable; Reed flips that skill into a critique of how celebrity manufactures gravity. The joke works because it’s both an excuse and a confession: he’s admitting he’s said things to sound profound, and daring you to admit how much of public seriousness is just noise with better lighting.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Reed, Oliver. (2026, January 18). I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-made-many-serious-statements-i-just-cant-5784/
Chicago Style
Reed, Oliver. "I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-made-many-serious-statements-i-just-cant-5784/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-made-many-serious-statements-i-just-cant-5784/. Accessed 5 Feb. 2026.



