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Daily Inspiration Quote by Clarence Darrow

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure"

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Darrow’s line lands like a courtroom aside that accidentally tells the whole truth. It’s a confession crafted to be deniable: he claims moral cleanliness ("never killed a man") while admitting to a darker satisfaction that skirts the edge of violence. The pleasure isn’t in death as a spectacle so much as in the social permission obituaries provide. They let you enjoy a verdict without having to swing the gavel.

The wit works because it yokes two reputations Darrow carried at once: the principled defender and the ruthless cross-examiner. As a lawyer, he lived in a world where people insist on innocence while savoring outcomes. Obituaries, ostensibly respectful, often read like public scorekeeping: who mattered, who fell, who finally stopped taking up oxygen. Darrow’s joke exposes how polite society launders its vendettas through ritual language. He’s pointing at the hypocrisy of bourgeois sentimentality, where we condemn harm in theory and relish it in narrative.

There’s also a professional subtext: in the adversarial system, you rarely "kill" anyone, but you can ruin reputations, careers, and futures with words. Darrow, famous for defending the despised and puncturing sanctimony (from labor cases to Scopes), knew that institutions distribute cruelty through paperwork and prose. The obituary becomes the last brief, the final argument a community makes about someone’s worth.

A darker read sits underneath the punchline: the quote is funny because it’s true enough to be uncomfortable. Darrow turns that discomfort into a weapon, forcing the listener to notice their own private applause.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Darrow, Clarence. (2026, January 15). I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-never-killed-a-man-but-i-have-read-many-145660/

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Darrow, Clarence. "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-never-killed-a-man-but-i-have-read-many-145660/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-never-killed-a-man-but-i-have-read-many-145660/. Accessed 26 Feb. 2026.

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Clarence Darrow

Clarence Darrow (April 18, 1857 - March 13, 1938) was a Lawyer from USA.

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