"I have no idea what I'm doin'. I've never seen me"
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A good one-liner can hold an entire worldview, and Mose Allison’s does it with the shrug of a jazz pianist vamping behind the beat. "I have no idea what I'm doin'. I've never seen me" is funny on first contact - a deadpan twist on self-knowledge that lands like a punchline. But the joke is also a philosophy: you can narrate your choices all day and still never get a clean, objective look at the person making them.
Allison, a musician who specialized in dry, sly commentary, uses plain talk to puncture the myth of the fully self-aware artist. The first sentence performs incompetence, the second turns that into epistemology. He’s not just admitting uncertainty; he’s arguing that certainty is structurally impossible. You can hear the musician’s mind in it: in performance, you’re inside the sound, responding to the room, the band, the mood. The audience gets the "you" as a visible, legible figure. You get fragments - your intentions, your habits, your little panics between notes.
There’s also a cultural swipe here at ego and branding. Modern life demands a coherent self you can market, explain, and optimize. Allison’s line refuses that premise with a bluesman’s realism: identity isn’t a product you can hold up to the light, it’s something other people assemble from your shadow. The charm is that it doesn’t beg for sympathy. It’s a comedian’s confession and a jazz player’s credo: keep playing, even if the person playing remains partly offstage.
Allison, a musician who specialized in dry, sly commentary, uses plain talk to puncture the myth of the fully self-aware artist. The first sentence performs incompetence, the second turns that into epistemology. He’s not just admitting uncertainty; he’s arguing that certainty is structurally impossible. You can hear the musician’s mind in it: in performance, you’re inside the sound, responding to the room, the band, the mood. The audience gets the "you" as a visible, legible figure. You get fragments - your intentions, your habits, your little panics between notes.
There’s also a cultural swipe here at ego and branding. Modern life demands a coherent self you can market, explain, and optimize. Allison’s line refuses that premise with a bluesman’s realism: identity isn’t a product you can hold up to the light, it’s something other people assemble from your shadow. The charm is that it doesn’t beg for sympathy. It’s a comedian’s confession and a jazz player’s credo: keep playing, even if the person playing remains partly offstage.
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