"I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies in a fight. But my friends, my goddamned friends, they're the ones who keep me walking the floor at nights!"
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Politics isn’t undone by the people throwing punches from across the ring; it’s undone by the ones smiling in your corner while loosening your gloves. Harding’s line lands because it flips the expected threat model. Enemies are clean. They declare themselves, behave predictably, and can be met with a matching public posture: debate, veto, confrontation. Friends are murky. They have access. They borrow your credibility. They can sell your name while insisting they’re doing it for you.
The profanity is doing real work. “My goddamned friends” yanks the sentiment out of statesmanlike abstraction and into the cramped, sleepless intimacy of real dread. It’s the language of a man who knows that betrayal doesn’t arrive as a dramatic coup; it arrives as a favor, a recommendation, a “trust me.” The image of “walking the floor” turns the presidency into a kind of haunted domestic space, a private panic behind public ceremony.
Harding’s context makes the line read less like folksy wisdom and more like a confession. His administration became synonymous with cronyism and scandal, most infamously Teapot Dome, enabled by allies and appointees who treated proximity to power as a license to loot. The subtext is brutally modern: the hardest part of leadership isn’t fighting opponents, it’s managing the incentives of your own team - the inner circle that can monetize your blind spots, and leave you holding the moral bag when the bill comes due.
The profanity is doing real work. “My goddamned friends” yanks the sentiment out of statesmanlike abstraction and into the cramped, sleepless intimacy of real dread. It’s the language of a man who knows that betrayal doesn’t arrive as a dramatic coup; it arrives as a favor, a recommendation, a “trust me.” The image of “walking the floor” turns the presidency into a kind of haunted domestic space, a private panic behind public ceremony.
Harding’s context makes the line read less like folksy wisdom and more like a confession. His administration became synonymous with cronyism and scandal, most infamously Teapot Dome, enabled by allies and appointees who treated proximity to power as a license to loot. The subtext is brutally modern: the hardest part of leadership isn’t fighting opponents, it’s managing the incentives of your own team - the inner circle that can monetize your blind spots, and leave you holding the moral bag when the bill comes due.
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| Topic | Fake Friends |
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