"I have ten commandments. The first nine are, thou shalt not bore. The tenth is, thou shalt have right of final cut"
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Wilder turns ethics into editing notes, and that mismatch is the joke and the manifesto. Dressing up craft rules as "commandments" mocks Hollywood self-importance while also smuggling in a hard truth: the only sin that matters in commercial storytelling is dullness. "Thou shalt not bore" isn’t just a plea for pace; it’s an attack on indulgence - the director who mistakes length for depth, the writer who confuses talkiness for wit, the prestige impulse to treat audiences like detainees who should be grateful for "serious" discomfort.
The punchline is that he needs nine commandments to say the same thing, because boredom is sneakier than people admit. It arrives through repetition, self-regard, and moral lecturing - all the stuff Wilder spent a career puncturing with speed, structure, and a scalpel-sharp sense of human weakness.
Then he lands the real blade: "right of final cut". After pretending to be Moses, he reveals the actual god of cinema is control. Final cut is the power to enforce the first rule, to keep the movie from being talked to death by producers, test screenings, committees, or an actor’s vanity project. It’s also a candid admission that "not boring" is rarely a democratic outcome. Wilder came up in the studio system, where directors were often employees; this is a veteran’s way of saying entertainment is a craft, not a group chat - and the audience can smell compromise.
The punchline is that he needs nine commandments to say the same thing, because boredom is sneakier than people admit. It arrives through repetition, self-regard, and moral lecturing - all the stuff Wilder spent a career puncturing with speed, structure, and a scalpel-sharp sense of human weakness.
Then he lands the real blade: "right of final cut". After pretending to be Moses, he reveals the actual god of cinema is control. Final cut is the power to enforce the first rule, to keep the movie from being talked to death by producers, test screenings, committees, or an actor’s vanity project. It’s also a candid admission that "not boring" is rarely a democratic outcome. Wilder came up in the studio system, where directors were often employees; this is a veteran’s way of saying entertainment is a craft, not a group chat - and the audience can smell compromise.
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