"I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mount Sinai"
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The punchline lands because it drags divinity down to the sticky floor of the balcony. “Back of the theatre” and “cheap seats” aren’t humblebrags; they’re a demotion. Welles refuses the elevated platform that audiences keep trying to build under him, insisting that this is entertainment infrastructure, not religious architecture. “Not Mount Sinai” is a brilliant switch of registers: from ticket stubs to tablets. It exposes how easily we confuse spectacle with scripture, especially when the person speaking has a reputation that already feels mythic.
Context matters: Welles was a master illusionist in cinema and radio, a man whose career rode on manipulating belief. Coming from him, the line is less a plea for skepticism than a mischievous confession of power. He’s telling you he can sell you truth if you insist on buying it, but he’d rather puncture the transaction before it gets sanctimonious. It’s a warning wrapped in a joke: don’t mistake proximity to a stage for proximity to truth.
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Welles, Orson. (2026, January 18). I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mount Sinai. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-the-terrible-feeling-that-because-i-am-9397/
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Welles, Orson. "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mount Sinai." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-the-terrible-feeling-that-because-i-am-9397/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mount Sinai." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-the-terrible-feeling-that-because-i-am-9397/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.



