"I have the thermometer in my mouth and I am listening to it all the time"
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The line works because it’s bodily and faintly ridiculous. A thermometer blocks speech; it infantilizes. That’s the subtext: the modern politician’s authority is constantly compromised by the demand for reassurance and calibration. You can’t deliver grand visions if you’re forever measuring, waiting, reacting. The phrase “listening to it” sharpens the gag into something darker. Thermometers don’t speak; they register. “Listening” suggests a kind of superstitious attentiveness to data, mood, and omens - an early sketch of politics as analytics, where numbers are treated like prophecy and leaders become interpreters of readings rather than authors of decisions.
In context, Whitelaw often played the stabilizer, the man dispatched to manage industrial unrest, party splits, or Northern Ireland’s spiraling violence. His remark hints at the psychological cost of being cast as the system’s shock absorber. It’s also a sly defense: if he seems cautious, it’s because the patient is Britain, and the fever is always threatening to return.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Whitelaw, William. (2026, January 16). I have the thermometer in my mouth and I am listening to it all the time. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-the-thermometer-in-my-mouth-and-i-am-133644/
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Whitelaw, William. "I have the thermometer in my mouth and I am listening to it all the time." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-the-thermometer-in-my-mouth-and-i-am-133644/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I have the thermometer in my mouth and I am listening to it all the time." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-the-thermometer-in-my-mouth-and-i-am-133644/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.








