"I have to stay in soaps to pay my bills to Kodak"
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The specific intent is double-edged. On the surface, it’s a wisecrack about staying in a steady gig because the checks clear. Underneath, it’s a refusal to let illness claim the narrative. By making Kodak the creditor, Zaslow replaces the usual actor anxieties (critics, casting directors, relevance) with something colder and more bureaucratic: invoices, scans, the price tag on continuing to exist.
Context matters here: Zaslow, a respected soap star on Guiding Light, lived with ALS. In that light, the line becomes a miniature protest against the sentimentality that often surrounds sick celebrities. He doesn’t ask for inspiration points; he makes you laugh and then forces you to notice the system. The cynicism is gentle but pointed: art, labor, and mortality all routed through corporate intermediaries. The subtext is clear-eyed gratitude for work, and a grim understanding of why he can’t afford to romanticize it.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Zaslow, Michael. (2026, January 15). I have to stay in soaps to pay my bills to Kodak. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-to-stay-in-soaps-to-pay-my-bills-to-kodak-108414/
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Zaslow, Michael. "I have to stay in soaps to pay my bills to Kodak." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-to-stay-in-soaps-to-pay-my-bills-to-kodak-108414/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I have to stay in soaps to pay my bills to Kodak." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-to-stay-in-soaps-to-pay-my-bills-to-kodak-108414/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.






