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Daily Inspiration Quote by Michael Zaslow

"I have to stay in soaps to pay my bills to Kodak"

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A soap opera line that lands like a rimshot: Michael Zaslow turns a working actor's economic reality into a neat, self-deprecating punchline. "I have to stay in soaps" reads like an apology to anyone who thinks daytime TV is a creative compromise. Then he swerves into "to pay my bills to Kodak", naming the unglamorous, relentlessly modern expense behind the glamour: cancer treatment, medical imaging, the machinery of survival. The joke isn’t just that he owes money to a brand; it’s that his body has been turned into an account payable.

The specific intent is double-edged. On the surface, it’s a wisecrack about staying in a steady gig because the checks clear. Underneath, it’s a refusal to let illness claim the narrative. By making Kodak the creditor, Zaslow replaces the usual actor anxieties (critics, casting directors, relevance) with something colder and more bureaucratic: invoices, scans, the price tag on continuing to exist.

Context matters here: Zaslow, a respected soap star on Guiding Light, lived with ALS. In that light, the line becomes a miniature protest against the sentimentality that often surrounds sick celebrities. He doesn’t ask for inspiration points; he makes you laugh and then forces you to notice the system. The cynicism is gentle but pointed: art, labor, and mortality all routed through corporate intermediaries. The subtext is clear-eyed gratitude for work, and a grim understanding of why he can’t afford to romanticize it.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Zaslow, Michael. (2026, January 15). I have to stay in soaps to pay my bills to Kodak. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-to-stay-in-soaps-to-pay-my-bills-to-kodak-108414/

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Zaslow, Michael. "I have to stay in soaps to pay my bills to Kodak." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-to-stay-in-soaps-to-pay-my-bills-to-kodak-108414/.

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"I have to stay in soaps to pay my bills to Kodak." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-to-stay-in-soaps-to-pay-my-bills-to-kodak-108414/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.

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Michael Zaslow (November 1, 1944 - December 6, 1998) was a Actor from USA.

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