"I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'm a guy that's stopped drinking, though this interview is making me mighty thirsty"
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The joke works because it’s not really about alcohol; it’s about the performance of being “fixed.” Hicks refuses the tidy narrative arc where abstinence equals serenity. He admits tension, irritability, appetite - the mess that remains after the big decision. “I don’t mind that I’m a guy that’s stopped drinking” sounds almost like he’s talking about a wardrobe change, not a moral conversion. That casual phrasing drains the sanctimony right out of the room.
Then he turns the interview itself into a trigger: “this interview is making me mighty thirsty.” It’s a sly little indictment of the situation - the probing, the self-explanation, the demand to make your private discipline legible and inspirational. Hicks frames the journalist’s attention as its own kind of intoxicant and irritation, suggesting that what people really want isn’t the music, but the confessional. The line preserves his autonomy: he’ll answer, but he’ll do it on his terms, with humor as both shield and handshake.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Hicks, Dan. (2026, January 15). I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'm a guy that's stopped drinking, though this interview is making me mighty thirsty. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-havent-been-drinking-for-years-now-somethings-167255/
Chicago Style
Hicks, Dan. "I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'm a guy that's stopped drinking, though this interview is making me mighty thirsty." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-havent-been-drinking-for-years-now-somethings-167255/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'm a guy that's stopped drinking, though this interview is making me mighty thirsty." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-havent-been-drinking-for-years-now-somethings-167255/. Accessed 15 Feb. 2026.





