"I haven't been to sleep for over a year. That's why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn't sleep"
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Waugh's intent isn't to document a medical complaint; it's to skewer the cultivated self-mythology of the tired, overcivilized modern. "I go to bed early" reads like virtue, a nod to discipline and good habits. Then he detonates it. Bedtime becomes not health but camouflage, a way to occupy the socially legible position of someone who is responsible, even while privately falling apart. The joke lands because it targets a very specific hypocrisy: we love the aesthetics of wellness more than the reality of it.
There's also a class-coded brittleness here. Waugh's comic world is full of people who keep up appearances while their inner lives rot in plain sight. The epigrammatic polish mimics the manners he’s mocking: crisp, controlled, faintly cruel. If you can turn sleeplessness into a neat paradox, you can keep the mess at arm's length - and keep everyone else from asking the wrong questions.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Waugh, Evelyn. (2026, January 18). I haven't been to sleep for over a year. That's why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn't sleep. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-havent-been-to-sleep-for-over-a-year-thats-why-23620/
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Waugh, Evelyn. "I haven't been to sleep for over a year. That's why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn't sleep." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-havent-been-to-sleep-for-over-a-year-thats-why-23620/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I haven't been to sleep for over a year. That's why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn't sleep." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-havent-been-to-sleep-for-over-a-year-thats-why-23620/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.







