"I hope somebody hits .400 soon. Then people can start pestering that guy with questions about the last guy to hit .400"
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Ted Williams is doing that rare athlete trick: turning a stat into a personality test. On the surface, it’s a wisecrack about baseball’s most mythic benchmark, the .400 batting average - a number so haunted by history that it can swallow the living. Underneath, it’s a small act of revenge against nostalgia, and a confession about what fame feels like when it calcifies into trivia.
Williams was the last man to hit .400 in a season (1941), and the achievement became less a compliment than a life sentence. The line “pestering that guy” is doing heavy lifting: it captures the everyday annoyance of being reduced to a single frozen accomplishment, as if your whole career exists merely to prop up a record for fans and reporters to dust off on slow news days. He’s not just tired of questions; he’s tired of being treated like a museum label.
There’s also a sly jab at baseball culture’s obsession with “last” and “since,” the way it turns the sport into a continuous séance. Williams isn’t denying the romance of history - he’s pointing out its vanity. If someone hits .400 again, the media won’t celebrate the new hitter’s present-tense greatness; it’ll immediately become an excuse to interrogate the past. The joke lands because it’s true: baseball doesn’t just measure performance. It measures time, and then asks the survivors to narrate it on command.
Williams was the last man to hit .400 in a season (1941), and the achievement became less a compliment than a life sentence. The line “pestering that guy” is doing heavy lifting: it captures the everyday annoyance of being reduced to a single frozen accomplishment, as if your whole career exists merely to prop up a record for fans and reporters to dust off on slow news days. He’s not just tired of questions; he’s tired of being treated like a museum label.
There’s also a sly jab at baseball culture’s obsession with “last” and “since,” the way it turns the sport into a continuous séance. Williams isn’t denying the romance of history - he’s pointing out its vanity. If someone hits .400 again, the media won’t celebrate the new hitter’s present-tense greatness; it’ll immediately become an excuse to interrogate the past. The joke lands because it’s true: baseball doesn’t just measure performance. It measures time, and then asks the survivors to narrate it on command.
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