"I hope somebody hits .400 soon. Then people can start pestering that guy with questions about the last guy to hit .400"
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Williams was the last man to hit .400 in a season (1941), and the achievement became less a compliment than a life sentence. The line “pestering that guy” is doing heavy lifting: it captures the everyday annoyance of being reduced to a single frozen accomplishment, as if your whole career exists merely to prop up a record for fans and reporters to dust off on slow news days. He’s not just tired of questions; he’s tired of being treated like a museum label.
There’s also a sly jab at baseball culture’s obsession with “last” and “since,” the way it turns the sport into a continuous séance. Williams isn’t denying the romance of history - he’s pointing out its vanity. If someone hits .400 again, the media won’t celebrate the new hitter’s present-tense greatness; it’ll immediately become an excuse to interrogate the past. The joke lands because it’s true: baseball doesn’t just measure performance. It measures time, and then asks the survivors to narrate it on command.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Williams, Ted. (2026, January 16). I hope somebody hits .400 soon. Then people can start pestering that guy with questions about the last guy to hit .400. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-hope-somebody-hits-400-soon-then-people-can-95391/
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Williams, Ted. "I hope somebody hits .400 soon. Then people can start pestering that guy with questions about the last guy to hit .400." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-hope-somebody-hits-400-soon-then-people-can-95391/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I hope somebody hits .400 soon. Then people can start pestering that guy with questions about the last guy to hit .400." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-hope-somebody-hits-400-soon-then-people-can-95391/. Accessed 28 Feb. 2026.




