"I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates"
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The intent is casual bragging, sure, but also a wink to the audience’s fantasy of puncturing power. Gates, at that moment, wasn’t just a businessman; he was a symbol of monopolistic wealth and nerd-era dominance. Letting a quirky, deadpan actor “slap” him turns critique into a sanctioned gag. It’s rebellion that comes with a contract, choreographed and harmless, the kind of anti-authority gesture that actually reinforces the authority’s omnipresence. Microsoft isn’t being attacked; it’s proving it can take the joke, which is a form of brand invincibility.
Heder’s Napoleon costume is doing double duty. It invokes the historical Napoleon’s ego and imperial reach, while also cashing in on Heder’s own cultural stamp as a cult icon of awkwardness. That mash-up flatters everyone: Heder stays “random” and lovable, Gates looks approachable, and Microsoft gets to buy cool without seeming to beg for it. The subtext is the era’s trade: authenticity, rented by the minute, with the audience in on the transaction.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Heder, Jon. (2026, January 15). I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-just-did-an-ad-with-microsoft-im-dressed-as-132568/
Chicago Style
Heder, Jon. "I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-just-did-an-ad-with-microsoft-im-dressed-as-132568/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-just-did-an-ad-with-microsoft-im-dressed-as-132568/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.




