"I just received the following wire from my generous Daddy; Dear Jack, Don't buy a single vote more than is necessary. I'll be damned if I'm going to pay for a landslide"
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Coming from JFK, it also reads as a winking self-portrait of American aristocracy trying to pass as meritocracy. The “generous Daddy” isn’t just a character; it’s Joseph P. Kennedy’s looming presence, the family fortune, the quiet machinery that could turn idealistic rhetoric into a well-funded operation. Calling the vote-buying hypothetical a “landslide” punches up the cynicism: in the public imagination, a landslide is a democratic mandate. In this private punchline, it’s an avoidable expense. That reversal exposes how “mandate” can be as manufactured as any ad buy, any precinct captain, any backroom favor.
The intent isn’t necessarily confession so much as permission: a knowing nod among insiders that politics runs on money, relationships, and transactional muscle, while the lofty stuff happens on the podium. It works because it’s funny in the way uncomfortable truths often are - the laugh catches in your throat. Kennedy’s larger myth is youth, idealism, and televised glamour; this quote scrapes the veneer and shows the colder arithmetic underneath.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Kennedy, John F. (n.d.). I just received the following wire from my generous Daddy; Dear Jack, Don't buy a single vote more than is necessary. I'll be damned if I'm going to pay for a landslide. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-just-received-the-following-wire-from-my-488/
Chicago Style
Kennedy, John F. "I just received the following wire from my generous Daddy; Dear Jack, Don't buy a single vote more than is necessary. I'll be damned if I'm going to pay for a landslide." FixQuotes. Accessed February 2, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-just-received-the-following-wire-from-my-488/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I just received the following wire from my generous Daddy; Dear Jack, Don't buy a single vote more than is necessary. I'll be damned if I'm going to pay for a landslide." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-just-received-the-following-wire-from-my-488/. Accessed 2 Feb. 2026.







