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Creativity Quote by Kinky Friedman

"I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes"

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Kinky Friedman lands the joke like a three-chord riff: simple, loud, and hard to un-hear. The line is dressed up as boosterism - the familiar Texas itch to be "number one" - then flips into an inventory of things you are not supposed to brag about. Executions. Toll roads. Property taxes. He picks three totems that cut across the state myth: rugged freedom (undercut by the carceral state), open road romance (monetized by privatization), and low-tax swagger (punctured by the reality that Texas often shifts the burden onto property owners).

The intent is political, but the method is cultural. Friedman is using stand-up timing to smuggle a critique of governance into a line that sounds like barroom banter. It's not a lecture about policy; it's a challenge to Texas identity. If pride is the currency, what exactly are Texans buying with it? The subtext is that the state keeps winning contests no one should enter, and then insisting the trophies prove virtue.

Context matters: Friedman has long played the outsider-insider, a musician with a satirist's eye and a politician's itch, running for governor and cultivating a persona that can needle conservatives without sounding like a coastal scold. The genius is how he weaponizes Texas exceptionalism against itself. He doesn't ask Texans to stop loving Texas. He asks them to raise their standards for what loving it should mean.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Friedman, Kinky. (2026, January 17). I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-just-want-texas-to-be-number-one-in-something-81026/

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Friedman, Kinky. "I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-just-want-texas-to-be-number-one-in-something-81026/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-just-want-texas-to-be-number-one-in-something-81026/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.

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Kinky Friedman (born November 1, 1944) is a Musician from USA.

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