"I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes"
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The intent is political, but the method is cultural. Friedman is using stand-up timing to smuggle a critique of governance into a line that sounds like barroom banter. It's not a lecture about policy; it's a challenge to Texas identity. If pride is the currency, what exactly are Texans buying with it? The subtext is that the state keeps winning contests no one should enter, and then insisting the trophies prove virtue.
Context matters: Friedman has long played the outsider-insider, a musician with a satirist's eye and a politician's itch, running for governor and cultivating a persona that can needle conservatives without sounding like a coastal scold. The genius is how he weaponizes Texas exceptionalism against itself. He doesn't ask Texans to stop loving Texas. He asks them to raise their standards for what loving it should mean.
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Friedman, Kinky. (2026, January 17). I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-just-want-texas-to-be-number-one-in-something-81026/
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Friedman, Kinky. "I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-just-want-texas-to-be-number-one-in-something-81026/.
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"I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-just-want-texas-to-be-number-one-in-something-81026/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.





