Success Quote by Stephen Evans

Success gets gutted here, then quietly redefined as the one achievement nobody can fail at. Stephen Evans stages the line like a fortune cookie with a switchblade: it begins in motivational cadence ("I know... will be successful") and ends in a blunt biological certainty ("They all die"). The mechanics are simple, but the effect is savage. He hijacks the language of hustle culture and self-help - that glossy promise of universal upward mobility - and replaces it with the only truly universal KPI: mortality.

The intent is less nihilism than exposure. By calling death "success", Evans shows how elastic, even absurd, the word has become. If "successful" can mean anything, it can mean the last thing. That turns the reader back on their own assumptions: Are we chasing success because it has substance, or because it functions as a social password? The joke lands because it weaponizes optimism against itself. You can hear the rhetorical trap closing: the first sentence invites agreement; the second makes agreement uncomfortable.

Subtextually, it's also a jab at the moralizing baked into conventional success narratives. If everyone dies, then the hierarchy we build around winners and losers starts to look like a temporary administrative fiction - useful for selling books, running companies, policing status, but ultimately unable to outrun the body. The line's cynicism is clean, not sloppy: a reminder that the only guaranteed finish line doesn't care about your grindset.