"I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators"
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Ford’s intent is less about golf than about character management. As president, he was perpetually framed as decent but unglamorous, a man of Midwestern plainness in the long shadow of Nixon’s secrecy and theatricality. Humor like this functions as preemptive humility: he admits imperfection before critics can weaponize it. There’s also a subtle flex inside the modesty. Only someone comfortable in his skin can make himself the butt of the joke and still come off as likable.
The subtext has a political edge. “Hitting spectators” hints at power’s proximity to ordinary people and the unintended consequences of public life. Leaders take swings; bystanders feel it. Ford turns that grim truth into a benign image, softening the idea that mistakes have victims by relocating it to a safe, almost slapstick arena.
Context matters: golf is the elite leisure sport par excellence, often coded as privilege. Ford’s punchline deflates the pretension. He doesn’t present golf as serene mastery; he presents it as chaos with witnesses. That comic demystification is the point: a president auditioning, successfully, for normal human fallibility.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Later attribution: Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges into Michigan (Bathroom Readers' Hysterical Society, 2012) modern compilationISBN: 9781607106197 · ID: FClZDwAAQBAJ
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... Ford ” name not associated with the president in Michigan is that of the Ford Motor Company . However , he could very well own one . FORDISMS " I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators . " " I watch a lot ... |
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"I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators." FixQuotes, 9 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-know-i-am-getting-better-at-golf-because-i-am-55282/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.




