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Life & Wisdom Quote by P. G. Wodehouse

"I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed I suppose"

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Wodehouse turns autobiography into a punchline, and the punchline carries a quiet manifesto about vocation. "I know I was writing stories when I was five" lands like a brag, but it’s immediately undercut by the next sentence, which pretends memory itself begins at the moment productivity does. The joke isn’t just self-deprecation; it’s a sly claim that the self Wodehouse recognizes is the self at work. Everything before artistry is rendered blank, like a childhood preface no one needs to read.

Then he spikes the whole idea of precocious genius with "Just loafed I suppose". That last phrase is pure Wodehouse: breezy, unserious on the surface, doing serious cultural work underneath. It disarms the romantic myth of the tortured artist and replaces it with something more English and more comic: the artist as an essentially cheerful professional, slightly allergic to solemnity. Even when he gestures toward destiny, he refuses grandeur. He’d rather be caught sounding lazy than portentous.

Context matters: Wodehouse built a career out of making effort look effortless. His prose is famously engineered, his plots intricately clockworked, yet his comic persona insists it’s all light air and leisure. The line performs that illusion. It invites readers to believe the work sprang naturally from play, from "loafing" upgraded into craft. In an era that lionized serious literature and serious men, Wodehouse’s real rebellion was insisting that lightness could be a discipline - and that you could tell the truth while smiling.

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Wodehouse, P. G. (2026, January 16). I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed I suppose. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-know-i-was-writing-stories-when-i-was-five-i-85186/

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Wodehouse, P. G. "I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed I suppose." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-know-i-was-writing-stories-when-i-was-five-i-85186/.

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"I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed I suppose." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-know-i-was-writing-stories-when-i-was-five-i-85186/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.

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P. G. Wodehouse

P. G. Wodehouse (October 15, 1881 - February 14, 1975) was a Writer from England.

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