"I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not, it seems to me that he missed the opportunity of his life"
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Barrie lands the joke with a velvet glove: he pretends to entertain the crankish Baconian theory about Shakespeare’s authorship, then pivots to a punchline that humiliates everyone involved. The line isn’t really about who wrote Shakespeare; it’s about the human itch to “solve” greatness by reassigning it to someone who feels more legible to us. If Bacon didn’t write Shakespeare, Barrie quips, then Bacon’s real tragedy is that he failed to commit the perfect literary fraud. That reversal is the point: it treats the conspiracy as plausible only long enough to reveal how absurd its values are.
The subtext is a two-for-one skewering. First, the Baconians get mocked for preferring an intellectual aristocrat (Bacon: philosopher, statesman, prestige incarnate) over a comparatively uncredentialed playwright from Stratford. Second, the cult of authorship itself gets needled. Barrie implies that what people crave isn’t the plays, but the fantasy of a “proper” mind behind them, a CV that makes the art feel earned in the right way. He takes that snobbery and raises it to farce: if Bacon wanted the credit, he should have taken it.
Context matters. Barrie is a playwright writing in a culture already obsessed with theatrical identity, masks, and the slipperiness of authorship. Coming from the creator of Peter Pan, a story about refusing adulthood’s grim accounting, the line also reads as a sly warning: chasing secret sources is a very grown-up way to miss what’s in front of you.
The subtext is a two-for-one skewering. First, the Baconians get mocked for preferring an intellectual aristocrat (Bacon: philosopher, statesman, prestige incarnate) over a comparatively uncredentialed playwright from Stratford. Second, the cult of authorship itself gets needled. Barrie implies that what people crave isn’t the plays, but the fantasy of a “proper” mind behind them, a CV that makes the art feel earned in the right way. He takes that snobbery and raises it to farce: if Bacon wanted the credit, he should have taken it.
Context matters. Barrie is a playwright writing in a culture already obsessed with theatrical identity, masks, and the slipperiness of authorship. Coming from the creator of Peter Pan, a story about refusing adulthood’s grim accounting, the line also reads as a sly warning: chasing secret sources is a very grown-up way to miss what’s in front of you.
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