"I know nothing about sex, because I was always married"
About this Quote
Coming from Gabor - a Hollywood import who made celebrity itself her medium - the quote reads like brand maintenance as much as comedy. She cultivates the persona of the glamorous “bad girl” who can pass as proper on paper. The subtext is contractual: marriage as social camouflage, a legal alibi for desire, chaos, and curiosity. She’s winking at the audience’s complicity: we’re invited to laugh because we recognize the gap between the institution’s PR copy and lived experience.
Context matters: mid-century entertainment culture sold women as objects while demanding they remain “ladies.” Gabor navigates that double bind by making the bind the punchline. The sentence is a miniature of her whole public act - sex as commodity, marriage as shield, and wit as the knife that lets her control the cut.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Gabor, Zsa Zsa. (2026, January 18). I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-know-nothing-about-sex-because-i-was-always-2506/
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Gabor, Zsa Zsa. "I know nothing about sex, because I was always married." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-know-nothing-about-sex-because-i-was-always-2506/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I know nothing about sex, because I was always married." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-know-nothing-about-sex-because-i-was-always-2506/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.










