"I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'"
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Mizner, a dramatist and professional observer of performance, nails the mechanics: the lie is "immediate" because the question demands a quick answer, and "brazen" because the stakes are reputational, not factual. Nobody wants to be caught outside the cultural clubhouse, so they improvise. A half-remembered plot point, a vague nod to "themes", a strategic complaint about the ending. The comedy is that the lie isn’t even meant to deceive for long; it’s meant to buy one thing: status in the next ten seconds.
The context matters. Mizner’s era prized the parlor-room display of taste: knowing the right authors, the right plays, the right names. His joke punctures that whole aspirational apparatus. It suggests that cultured conversation often runs on counterfeit currency, and that the ritual of asking about reading can be less about ideas than about power. The line still lands because the dynamic hasn’t changed; we’ve just swapped "Have you read -" for "Have you seen -" and "Are you familiar with -", and kept the same quiet panic.
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Mizner, Wilson. (2026, January 18). I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-know-of-no-sentence-that-can-induce-such-10216/
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Mizner, Wilson. "I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-know-of-no-sentence-that-can-induce-such-10216/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-know-of-no-sentence-that-can-induce-such-10216/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.









