"I know only two tunes: one of them is "Yankee Doodle," and the other isn't"
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The second half - “and the other isn’t” - is the real blade. It’s anti-eloquence, a refusal to perform refinement on demand. Grant, the general who won the Civil War and then navigated the venomous politics of Reconstruction, was constantly measured against more theatrical figures. This line sidesteps the whole contest. He’s not auditioning for the parlor; he’s reminding you his authority was earned elsewhere.
In context, it also reads like a pressure valve. Grant’s public image often oscillated between stoic competence and caricatures of dullness. He leans into the caricature and disarms it. The subtext is: you can keep your sophisticated repertoire; I’ll keep my results. It’s self-deprecation deployed as dominance - a way of telling elites and critics that he doesn’t need their cultural credentials to lead the country he helped hold together.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Grant, Ulysses S. (2026, January 18). I know only two tunes: one of them is "Yankee Doodle," and the other isn't. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-know-only-two-tunes-one-of-them-is-yankee-2199/
Chicago Style
Grant, Ulysses S. "I know only two tunes: one of them is "Yankee Doodle," and the other isn't." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-know-only-two-tunes-one-of-them-is-yankee-2199/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I know only two tunes: one of them is "Yankee Doodle," and the other isn't." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-know-only-two-tunes-one-of-them-is-yankee-2199/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.



