"I know that two and two make four - and should be glad to prove it too if I could - though I must say if by any sort of process I could convert 2 and 2 into five it would give me much greater pleasure"
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The real bite lands in the pivot: if he could massage 2 and 2 into 5, that would give him "much greater pleasure". Byron is not advocating ignorance; he is advertising desire. The subtext is Romanticism s rebellion against Enlightenment bookkeeping: the world as lived experience refuses to stay inside clean, demonstrable boxes. He prefers the ecstatic wrong answer because it promises a different kind of power - the imaginative power to remake the given, to cheat the ledger of reality.
Coming from a poet whose public life was equal parts fame, exile, and cultivated transgression, the line reads like an aesthetic manifesto disguised as a joke. It is wit with a knife edge: a jab at pedants and moral accountants, but also a self-portrait of someone who knows the comfort of certainty and still chooses the more interesting temptation. Truth may be admirable; invention is intoxicating.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Verified source: Letter to Annabella Milbanke (Nov. 10, 1813) (Lord Byron, 1813)
Evidence: I know that two and two make four, and should be glad to prove it too if I could; though I must say if by any sort of process I could convert 2 and 2 into five it would give me much greater pleasure.. This wording appears in Byron’s courtship correspondence with Annabella Milbanke, dated “Novr. 10th. 1813” (the post notes Byron began the letter Nov. 10 and finished Nov. 17). This is a primary-source context (a private letter) but the URL is a later transcription; for a true first-publication claim you would need to verify the earliest printed edition of Byron’s letters that includes this letter. A widely used scholarly/public edition is Rowland E. Prothero (ed.), *The Works of Lord Byron: Letters and Journals* (1898), and Wikipedia notes the letter is reproduced in *Alas! the Love of Women: 1813–1814* (a later edited volume), but I did not retrieve a paginated scan showing the page number for this specific passage. Other candidates (1) The Works of Lord Byron (George Gordon Byron Baron Byron, 1899) compilation97.2% ... I know that two and two make four , and should be glad to prove it too , if I could , though , I must say , if by... |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Byron, Lord. (2026, February 9). I know that two and two make four - and should be glad to prove it too if I could - though I must say if by any sort of process I could convert 2 and 2 into five it would give me much greater pleasure. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-know-that-two-and-two-make-four-and-should-be-36730/
Chicago Style
Byron, Lord. "I know that two and two make four - and should be glad to prove it too if I could - though I must say if by any sort of process I could convert 2 and 2 into five it would give me much greater pleasure." FixQuotes. February 9, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-know-that-two-and-two-make-four-and-should-be-36730/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I know that two and two make four - and should be glad to prove it too if I could - though I must say if by any sort of process I could convert 2 and 2 into five it would give me much greater pleasure." FixQuotes, 9 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-know-that-two-and-two-make-four-and-should-be-36730/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.








