"I know the guru route, I know you go sit on a mountain. But screw India. I ain't going there"
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In context, Powter’s brand was already anti-mystique: a tough-love aerobics prophet barking “Stop the insanity!” at diet culture, wellness fads, and polite denial. This quote extends that persona into a broader skepticism about imported salvation. She understands the trope well enough to mock it, which is why “I know” repeats: she’s not ignorant of the narrative, she’s rejecting its status.
The subtext is also class and accessibility. “Go sit on a mountain” is time-rich, money-rich advice disguised as moral wisdom. Powter’s “I ain’t going there” reads like a defense of the grounded, immediate, unglamorous work of change - the kind you do without a retreat bracelet or a sacred backdrop.
Still, “screw India” is deliberately ugly. It’s not a careful critique of Western spiritual consumerism; it’s a grenade of American impatience that risks flattening a whole country into a punchline. That tension is the point: Powter weaponizes crudeness to puncture sanctimony, even if the splash damage reveals how easily anti-pretension can slide into cultural dismissal.
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Powter, Susan. (2026, January 16). I know the guru route, I know you go sit on a mountain. But screw India. I ain't going there. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-know-the-guru-route-i-know-you-go-sit-on-a-106895/
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Powter, Susan. "I know the guru route, I know you go sit on a mountain. But screw India. I ain't going there." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-know-the-guru-route-i-know-you-go-sit-on-a-106895/.
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"I know the guru route, I know you go sit on a mountain. But screw India. I ain't going there." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-know-the-guru-route-i-know-you-go-sit-on-a-106895/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.



