"I know this is silly, it's shallow, it's bad, I wish I wasn't this way-but if I meet a girl with no teeth, I just don't want to date her. It's creepy of me, I wish I was a bigger person, but that's my real turn-off"
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The "no teeth" detail is doing heavy work. It’s not just about attractiveness; it’s about a bodily marker that reads as class, health, neglect, and vulnerability. Teeth are a social shorthand for access to care, stability, and "togetherness". Calling it "creepy of me" acknowledges that the revulsion isn’t rational, it’s visceral - a gut reaction dressed up as a dating boundary. Farrelly frames it as a personal "turn-off" rather than a prejudice, which is exactly how bias survives in polite society: privatized, individualized, made unchallengeable.
Context matters: Farrelly, as a director associated with gross-out, cringe, and the ethics of laughing at bodies, is practically staging a miniature version of that debate. The quote isn’t asking for absolution so much as testing what modern audiences will tolerate when someone tells the truth about their uglier instincts - and whether self-awareness counts as growth, or just better PR.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Farrelly, Peter. (2026, January 16). I know this is silly, it's shallow, it's bad, I wish I wasn't this way-but if I meet a girl with no teeth, I just don't want to date her. It's creepy of me, I wish I was a bigger person, but that's my real turn-off. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-know-this-is-silly-its-shallow-its-bad-i-wish-i-131347/
Chicago Style
Farrelly, Peter. "I know this is silly, it's shallow, it's bad, I wish I wasn't this way-but if I meet a girl with no teeth, I just don't want to date her. It's creepy of me, I wish I was a bigger person, but that's my real turn-off." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-know-this-is-silly-its-shallow-its-bad-i-wish-i-131347/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I know this is silly, it's shallow, it's bad, I wish I wasn't this way-but if I meet a girl with no teeth, I just don't want to date her. It's creepy of me, I wish I was a bigger person, but that's my real turn-off." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-know-this-is-silly-its-shallow-its-bad-i-wish-i-131347/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.



