"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it"
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The intent is less “don’t argue with fools” than “don’t accept rigged conditions.” The pig “likes it” because the brawl is its habitat. A certain kind of opponent thrives on degradation, attention, and spectacle; they win by dragging you into the kind of mess where winning is indistinguishable from losing. Shaw’s cynicism is tidy: there’s no noble purity prize for engaging in a dirty fight. Your reputation pays the cost, not the pig’s.
Context matters because Shaw made a career out of intellectual combat staged as entertainment. As a dramatist and professional contrarian, he knew argument is theater, and theater rewards heat over light. The line reads like a backstage note from someone who spent decades watching debates turn into status games, moral panics, and personal mud-wrestling. It’s also a quiet flex: the truly effective move is refusing the ring. Not passivity, but tactical contempt.
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| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Later attribution: The Boy Who Never Stopped (Aniket Ojha) modern compilation
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Shaw, George Bernard. (2026, February 7). I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-learned-long-ago-never-to-wrestle-with-a-pig-29129/
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Shaw, George Bernard. "I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it." FixQuotes. February 7, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-learned-long-ago-never-to-wrestle-with-a-pig-29129/.
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"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it." FixQuotes, 7 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-learned-long-ago-never-to-wrestle-with-a-pig-29129/. Accessed 11 Feb. 2026.





