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"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it"

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Shaw’s line is weaponized restraint: a joke that doubles as a survival strategy for public life. The image is instantly legible, faintly obscene, and perfectly asymmetric. Wrestling sounds like a fair contest until the pig enters; then the rules collapse. The humor isn’t just in the insult, but in the moral physics of the scene: the harder you fight, the more you look like what you’re fighting. That’s the trap Shaw wants you to see before you’re already coated in it.

The intent is less “don’t argue with fools” than “don’t accept rigged conditions.” The pig “likes it” because the brawl is its habitat. A certain kind of opponent thrives on degradation, attention, and spectacle; they win by dragging you into the kind of mess where winning is indistinguishable from losing. Shaw’s cynicism is tidy: there’s no noble purity prize for engaging in a dirty fight. Your reputation pays the cost, not the pig’s.

Context matters because Shaw made a career out of intellectual combat staged as entertainment. As a dramatist and professional contrarian, he knew argument is theater, and theater rewards heat over light. The line reads like a backstage note from someone who spent decades watching debates turn into status games, moral panics, and personal mud-wrestling. It’s also a quiet flex: the truly effective move is refusing the ring. Not passivity, but tactical contempt.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
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Later attribution: The Boy Who Never Stopped (Aniket Ojha) modern compilation
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Shaw, George Bernard. (2026, February 7). I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-learned-long-ago-never-to-wrestle-with-a-pig-29129/

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Shaw, George Bernard. "I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it." FixQuotes. February 7, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-learned-long-ago-never-to-wrestle-with-a-pig-29129/.

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"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it." FixQuotes, 7 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-learned-long-ago-never-to-wrestle-with-a-pig-29129/. Accessed 11 Feb. 2026.

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George Bernard Shaw (July 26, 1856 - November 2, 1950) was a Dramatist from Ireland.

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