"I like getting my feet massaged; I'll get whoever's closest to do it"
About this Quote
The subtext isn’t villainy; it’s atmosphere. In actor-speak, especially in press settings built to generate quotable banter, the goal is to seem low-maintenance while admitting to a luxury. A foot massage is intimate, even faintly needy, but he launders that vulnerability through swagger. The line performs a kind of masculine ease: I’m relaxed enough to demand care, and funny enough that you won’t hold it against me.
Context matters: this reads like an interview-room aside, a throwaway meant to humanize a polished image. Yet it also accidentally reveals how celebrity warps the social contract. When you’re famous, "whoever's closest" might be a friend, an assistant, a partner, a stylist, a handler - people whose proximity is often professional, not personal. The joke lands because it teeters on that edge: relatable pampering fantasy, delivered in the language of someone used to being accommodated.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Hemsworth, Liam. (2026, January 15). I like getting my feet massaged; I'll get whoever's closest to do it. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-like-getting-my-feet-massaged-ill-get-whoevers-172527/
Chicago Style
Hemsworth, Liam. "I like getting my feet massaged; I'll get whoever's closest to do it." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-like-getting-my-feet-massaged-ill-get-whoevers-172527/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I like getting my feet massaged; I'll get whoever's closest to do it." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-like-getting-my-feet-massaged-ill-get-whoevers-172527/. Accessed 16 Feb. 2026.






