"I like to be in waiting rooms with people as they're auditioning, because their terror calms me"
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The phrasing makes the cruelty sound almost medicinal. “Their terror calms me” flips the expected moral script. We’re supposed to root for the underdog, not harvest their dread as aromatherapy. The subtext is status: if you can observe auditions from the outside, you’re not the one being judged. Their fear becomes evidence that you’ve already survived something they’re still walking into. It’s a dark little metric of belonging.
It also reads like a performer’s antidote to his own insecurity. Actors live on evaluation; even the successful ones carry a low-grade sense that the room can turn on them. Watching someone else audition is like touching the third rail without getting shocked: you get proximity to the stakes, plus reassurance that right now the spotlight isn’t on you.
McGinley’s intent feels half-joke, half-truth: a comedic admission of schadenfreude that also exposes how competitive spaces normalize emotional cannibalism. The laugh comes from recognition, then sticks because it’s uncomfortably plausible.
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| Topic | Dark Humor |
|---|---|
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McGinley, John C. (n.d.). I like to be in waiting rooms with people as they're auditioning, because their terror calms me. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-like-to-be-in-waiting-rooms-with-people-as-98348/
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