"I literally paid my way through the University of Texas with my umpiring"

"Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology"

"A University should be a place of light, of liberty, and of learning"

"One learns more from listening than speaking. And both the wind and the people who continue to live close to nature still have much to tell us which we cannot hear within university walls"

"One learns more from listening than speaking.And both the wind and the people who continue to live close to nature still have much to tell us which we cannot hear within university walls"

"The medieval university looked backwards; it professed to be a storehouse of old knowledge. The modern university looks forward, and is a factory of new knowledge"

"An atheist is a man who watches a Notre Dame - Southern Methodist University game and doesn't care who wins"

"What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is a collection of books"

"The true university of these days is a collection of books"

"A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education"

"It's the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of sex jokes and gross humour"