"I love getting presents. And awards. I'd do whatever they told me to do"
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As an actress, Weaver is fluent in the transactional nature of attention. Awards are framed publicly as meritocracy with a red carpet; privately they are currency, leverage, and reassurance. By calling them "presents", she shrinks the pomp to something childlike and tangible. It's not even about the trophy; it's about being chosen. That wordless message - we see you, we approve of you, you matter - is the real gift in an industry built on audition rooms and replacement.
The kicker, of course, is the fake capitulation. "Whatever they told me to do" sounds like gratitude sliding into absurd obedience, which exposes how much performers are expected to perform their gratitude too: be humble, be thrilled, be available, be the right kind of deserving. Weaver's joke doubles as a critique of how compliance is rewarded, and how awards can function as soft control.
Context matters: coming from a seasoned actress, it reads less like desperation than like veteran clarity. It's not cynicism for its own sake; it's a knowing laugh at the rules of the game - and at how easily we all pretend the game isn't there.
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Weaver, Jackie. (n.d.). I love getting presents. And awards. I'd do whatever they told me to do. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-love-getting-presents-and-awards-id-do-whatever-117692/
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"I love getting presents. And awards. I'd do whatever they told me to do." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-love-getting-presents-and-awards-id-do-whatever-117692/. Accessed 2 Feb. 2026.





