"I made up my mind long ago that life was too short to do anything for myself that I could pay others to do for me"
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The subtext is class, clean and unapologetic. The sentence assumes an “others” whose labor is perpetually available, and a “pay” that makes the moral math feel settled. Maugham doesn’t pretend there’s nobility in self-sufficiency; he frames it as a sentimental hobby for people without options. That’s where the wit sits: he treats the supposedly virtuous act of doing things for yourself as a bad bargain, a squandering of the only truly scarce resource.
Context matters. Maugham was not merely a playwright but a professional observer of human transactions - social, romantic, colonial, financial. His work often dissects the polite stories people tell themselves to make desire and advantage sound respectable. This quote performs the same trick in miniature. It’s hedonism dressed as efficiency, privilege reframed as practical philosophy.
What makes it work is its candor. It doesn’t ask to be admired for generosity or grit. It asks to be admired for clarity: if life is short, then outsource the drudgery and spend the saved hours on whatever you can’t hire out - attention, taste, appetite, the messy business of being alive.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Maugham, W. Somerset. (2026, January 18). I made up my mind long ago that life was too short to do anything for myself that I could pay others to do for me. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-made-up-my-mind-long-ago-that-life-was-too-2624/
Chicago Style
Maugham, W. Somerset. "I made up my mind long ago that life was too short to do anything for myself that I could pay others to do for me." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-made-up-my-mind-long-ago-that-life-was-too-2624/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I made up my mind long ago that life was too short to do anything for myself that I could pay others to do for me." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-made-up-my-mind-long-ago-that-life-was-too-2624/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.











