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"I make myself pizza if it comes down to that drastic measurement"

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There is something almost comically apocalyptic about treating homemade pizza like a last-ditch survival tactic. Corey Haim frames an everyday comfort food as a “drastic measurement,” and that exaggeration is the point: it broadcasts how precarious his normal can feel, how quickly the baseline slips from ordinary self-care into emergency improvisation.

The wording does two things at once. “I make myself” is a small, defiant claim of agency, the kind that matters when your public image has been managed by studios, tabloids, and other people’s expectations. Yet the conditional “if it comes down to that” suggests scarcity and a life lived on the edge of disruption. Pizza isn’t difficult; what’s difficult is having the steadiness to do anything for yourself when the surrounding machinery keeps turning you into a product.

Coming from an actor whose fame arrived early and whose adult life was shadowed by financial instability and public scrutiny, the line lands as an offhand confession about coping. The humor is self-protective: it lets him talk about desperation without naming it, turning vulnerability into a shrug you can laugh with rather than pity. That’s the subtextual bargain celebrities often make: translate pain into an anecdote, package it so it’s digestible.

Pizza also carries a specific cultural charge: cheap, accessible, comforting, a staple of late-night kitchens and hangover mornings. He’s not talking about gourmet recovery; he’s talking about getting through the day. In that sense, the “drastic” part isn’t the meal. It’s the admission that sometimes the most radical act is simply feeding yourself.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Haim, Corey. (2026, January 17). I make myself pizza if it comes down to that drastic measurement. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-make-myself-pizza-if-it-comes-down-to-that-43099/

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Haim, Corey. "I make myself pizza if it comes down to that drastic measurement." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-make-myself-pizza-if-it-comes-down-to-that-43099/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I make myself pizza if it comes down to that drastic measurement." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-make-myself-pizza-if-it-comes-down-to-that-43099/. Accessed 5 Feb. 2026.

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Corey Haim

Corey Haim (December 23, 1971 - March 10, 2010) was a Actor from Canada.

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