"I mean Buckingham Palace has never hired a professional public relations outfit let alone a Madison Avenue type and they would throw up their hands in horror at the very idea"
About this Quote
Buckingham Palace’s mystique has always been its refusal to sound like it’s trying. Anthony Holden’s line needles that posture with a journalist’s deadpan: the institution that lives and dies by optics pretends it has none. The delicious irony is in the escalation - not even “a professional public relations outfit,” he says, and certainly not a “Madison Avenue type,” as if the very vocabulary of image-management were morally contaminating. “Throw up their hands in horror” is doing heavy lifting here: it frames the Palace not merely as old-fashioned, but as theatrically repulsed by the modern tools that would make its survival strategy explicit.
The intent is less to accuse the royals of incompetence than to expose a carefully maintained fiction. The monarchy’s brand depends on seeming above branding, on treating publicity as vulgar commerce rather than courtcraft. Holden punctures that by implying that PR is already happening - just via tradition, protocol, controlled access, and the soft coercion of deference. They may not hire Madison Avenue, but they’ve perfected something older and in some ways more effective: a state-sanctioned narrative apparatus that can look like “dignity” instead of “spin.”
Contextually, this sits in the late-20th-century moment when royal media management became impossible to ignore - tabloids, television, and global celebrity culture collapsing the distance that once protected the Crown. Holden’s point lands because it names the contradiction modern audiences can’t unsee: an institution built on spectacle insisting it’s allergic to show business.
The intent is less to accuse the royals of incompetence than to expose a carefully maintained fiction. The monarchy’s brand depends on seeming above branding, on treating publicity as vulgar commerce rather than courtcraft. Holden punctures that by implying that PR is already happening - just via tradition, protocol, controlled access, and the soft coercion of deference. They may not hire Madison Avenue, but they’ve perfected something older and in some ways more effective: a state-sanctioned narrative apparatus that can look like “dignity” instead of “spin.”
Contextually, this sits in the late-20th-century moment when royal media management became impossible to ignore - tabloids, television, and global celebrity culture collapsing the distance that once protected the Crown. Holden’s point lands because it names the contradiction modern audiences can’t unsee: an institution built on spectacle insisting it’s allergic to show business.
Quote Details
| Topic | Marketing |
|---|---|
| Source | Help us find the source |
More Quotes by Anthony
Add to List



