"I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke"
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The subtext is a familiar Limbaugh move: the Times stands in as a shorthand for credentialed liberal authority, coastal taste, and the idea that elites get to define what counts as fact. Saying he “pukes” doesn’t just insult the paper; it rejects the premise that he should have to engage it on its own terms. It’s preemptive inoculation. If the Times is nausea-inducing, then not reading it isn’t ignorance, it’s self-defense.
Context matters because Limbaugh’s medium rewarded speed, affect, and repetition. Talk radio thrives on creating a shared enemy and a shared mood, and this line offers both in one breath. It also captures a broader late-20th-century pivot: politics as lifestyle sorting, where media consumption becomes a moral signal. The joke works because it’s not really a joke; it’s a permission slip to stop listening.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Limbaugh, Rush. (2026, January 18). I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-must-be-honest-i-can-only-read-so-many-19071/
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Limbaugh, Rush. "I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-must-be-honest-i-can-only-read-so-many-19071/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-must-be-honest-i-can-only-read-so-many-19071/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.






