"I naturally wanted to be saved, so when I came home I told my mom I wanted to be confirmed. That's the way I related to it, being raised an Episcopalian. I went to Dallas and got confirmed"
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The subtext lives in the next move: he doesn’t say he sought God, he says he sought confirmation. That’s both theological and cultural. In the Episcopal tradition, confirmation is a formal step, a public ratification of belonging - the spiritual equivalent of signing your name on the dotted line. Burnett’s phrasing ("That's the way I related to it") suggests a kid translating a big, scary metaphysical hunger into the only available grammar: family, church, ritual. It's faith as a learned interface.
Then there’s the freighted specificity of place: Dallas. Even without him spelling out dates, Dallas evokes a particular American religious atmosphere - more heat, more certainty, more public performance around belief than the cool, inherited Episcopalianism many associate with coastal respectability. The understated comedy is that his "natural" urge to be saved gets routed through denominational logistics and geography. Burnett isn’t mocking religion; he’s exposing how often spirituality arrives wearing the clothes of wherever you’re from, and how sincerity can be filtered through the most bureaucratic-seeming rites.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Burnett, T-Bone. (2026, January 17). I naturally wanted to be saved, so when I came home I told my mom I wanted to be confirmed. That's the way I related to it, being raised an Episcopalian. I went to Dallas and got confirmed. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-naturally-wanted-to-be-saved-so-when-i-came-71555/
Chicago Style
Burnett, T-Bone. "I naturally wanted to be saved, so when I came home I told my mom I wanted to be confirmed. That's the way I related to it, being raised an Episcopalian. I went to Dallas and got confirmed." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-naturally-wanted-to-be-saved-so-when-i-came-71555/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I naturally wanted to be saved, so when I came home I told my mom I wanted to be confirmed. That's the way I related to it, being raised an Episcopalian. I went to Dallas and got confirmed." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-naturally-wanted-to-be-saved-so-when-i-came-71555/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.






