"I never graduated high school; they had to change the Ivy League rules. During my tenure at Brown, I helped them become the number one Ivy League school"
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The subtext is classic Evans: rules are for other people, and institutions are just sets you can redesign once you’re inside the frame. “They had to change the Ivy League rules” isn’t about academics, it’s about power. It casts him as an exception so forceful the system rewrites itself, the same kind of narrative Hollywood sells about talent: not trained, not credentialed, just inevitable.
Then he twists the knife with “helped them become the number one Ivy League school.” Brown isn’t typically framed that way, which makes the line a deliberate, comic overreach. It’s an inside joke about rankings and prestige anxiety, but also a flex about influence: even an ancient university becomes a credit on his IMDb if he’s telling the story.
Context matters: Evans, the producer behind Paramount’s 1970s resurgence, understood that in entertainment, perception is currency. This is a director’s instinct applied to biography - punch up the script, keep the tempo, make yourself the engine of the scene. The intent isn’t accuracy; it’s legend management.
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Evans, Robert. (2026, January 15). I never graduated high school; they had to change the Ivy League rules. During my tenure at Brown, I helped them become the number one Ivy League school. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-never-graduated-high-school-they-had-to-change-163812/
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Evans, Robert. "I never graduated high school; they had to change the Ivy League rules. During my tenure at Brown, I helped them become the number one Ivy League school." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-never-graduated-high-school-they-had-to-change-163812/.
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"I never graduated high school; they had to change the Ivy League rules. During my tenure at Brown, I helped them become the number one Ivy League school." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-never-graduated-high-school-they-had-to-change-163812/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.


