"I never let them cough. They wouldn't dare"
About this Quote
Barrymore came up when theater was closer to court than concert: the actor as sovereign, the audience as subjects expected to behave. A cough isn't just a cough; it's dissent, boredom, the body reminding you it's not moved. Her line flips that vulnerability. Instead of admitting that performers live at the mercy of restless crowds, she reframes the relationship as intimidation. The joke works because everyone knows the truth is messier - you can't actually "let" people cough - yet her certainty sells the myth that charisma can override biology.
There's also a sly read on fame as social enforcement. "They wouldn't dare" implies not only her magnetism but the crowd's fear of being seen as the one who breaks the spell. In a theater, attention is communal; a single disruption becomes public evidence of bad taste. Barrymore is claiming she can weaponize that social pressure.
Heard now, it lands as both deliciously arrogant and oddly poignant: an actress asserting control in an industry that was already learning how quickly audiences, critics, and new media could take it away.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Barrymore, Ethel. (2026, January 16). I never let them cough. They wouldn't dare. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-never-let-them-cough-they-wouldnt-dare-132682/
Chicago Style
Barrymore, Ethel. "I never let them cough. They wouldn't dare." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-never-let-them-cough-they-wouldnt-dare-132682/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I never let them cough. They wouldn't dare." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-never-let-them-cough-they-wouldnt-dare-132682/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.



