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Love & Passion Quote by Gore Vidal

"I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television"

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A line like this works because it’s shamelessly symmetrical: sex and television, the most private appetite and the most public one, treated as equally opportunistic. Vidal is doing what he often did best - turning confession into performance, then winking at you for believing any of it. The joke isn’t that he’s insatiable; it’s that American culture asks you to be. Pleasure and publicity become the same muscle: the urge to be seen, to be desired, to matter.

The intent is provocation with plausible deniability. Vidal casts himself as a libertine, but the punchline lands on the audience’s complicity. If TV is the national altar, appearing on it is a form of secular salvation. If sex is framed as conquest, then “never miss a chance” sounds less like romance than like the hustle. Vidal compresses a whole critique of celebrity capitalism into a single, breezy boast: we’re all trained to monetize ourselves, even if the currency is attention.

Context matters: Vidal came up when being openly queer could end careers, yet he cultivated a persona that refused to be managed. The line reads as defiance masquerading as throwaway wit - a way to control the narrative by exaggerating it beyond scandal. It also nails Vidal’s permanent position in American letters: the novelist as media combatant, forced onto the talk-show couch to sell books, then using the couch to sell an idea of himself. The cynicism is the point; the grin is the weapon.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Vidal, Gore. (2026, January 17). I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-never-miss-a-chance-to-have-sex-or-appear-on-79069/

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Vidal, Gore. "I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-never-miss-a-chance-to-have-sex-or-appear-on-79069/.

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"I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-never-miss-a-chance-to-have-sex-or-appear-on-79069/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.

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Gore Vidal

Gore Vidal (October 3, 1925 - July 31, 2012) was a Novelist from USA.

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