"I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television"
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The intent is provocation with plausible deniability. Vidal casts himself as a libertine, but the punchline lands on the audience’s complicity. If TV is the national altar, appearing on it is a form of secular salvation. If sex is framed as conquest, then “never miss a chance” sounds less like romance than like the hustle. Vidal compresses a whole critique of celebrity capitalism into a single, breezy boast: we’re all trained to monetize ourselves, even if the currency is attention.
Context matters: Vidal came up when being openly queer could end careers, yet he cultivated a persona that refused to be managed. The line reads as defiance masquerading as throwaway wit - a way to control the narrative by exaggerating it beyond scandal. It also nails Vidal’s permanent position in American letters: the novelist as media combatant, forced onto the talk-show couch to sell books, then using the couch to sell an idea of himself. The cynicism is the point; the grin is the weapon.
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Vidal, Gore. (2026, January 17). I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-never-miss-a-chance-to-have-sex-or-appear-on-79069/
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Vidal, Gore. "I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-never-miss-a-chance-to-have-sex-or-appear-on-79069/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-never-miss-a-chance-to-have-sex-or-appear-on-79069/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.









