Skip to main content

Love & Passion Quote by Gore Vidal

"I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television"

About this Quote

A line like this works because it’s shamelessly symmetrical: sex and television, the most private appetite and the most public one, treated as equally opportunistic. Vidal is doing what he often did best - turning confession into performance, then winking at you for believing any of it. The joke isn’t that he’s insatiable; it’s that American culture asks you to be. Pleasure and publicity become the same muscle: the urge to be seen, to be desired, to matter.

The intent is provocation with plausible deniability. Vidal casts himself as a libertine, but the punchline lands on the audience’s complicity. If TV is the national altar, appearing on it is a form of secular salvation. If sex is framed as conquest, then “never miss a chance” sounds less like romance than like the hustle. Vidal compresses a whole critique of celebrity capitalism into a single, breezy boast: we’re all trained to monetize ourselves, even if the currency is attention.

Context matters: Vidal came up when being openly queer could end careers, yet he cultivated a persona that refused to be managed. The line reads as defiance masquerading as throwaway wit - a way to control the narrative by exaggerating it beyond scandal. It also nails Vidal’s permanent position in American letters: the novelist as media combatant, forced onto the talk-show couch to sell books, then using the couch to sell an idea of himself. The cynicism is the point; the grin is the weapon.

Quote Details

TopicWitty One-Liners
SourceHelp us find the source
Cite

Citation Formats

APA Style (7th ed.)
Vidal, Gore. (2026, January 17). I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-never-miss-a-chance-to-have-sex-or-appear-on-79069/

Chicago Style
Vidal, Gore. "I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-never-miss-a-chance-to-have-sex-or-appear-on-79069/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-never-miss-a-chance-to-have-sex-or-appear-on-79069/. Accessed 21 Mar. 2026.

More Quotes by Gore Add to List
Gore Vidal: on sex, television, and spectacle
Click to enlarge Portrait | Landscape

About the Author

Gore Vidal

Gore Vidal (October 3, 1925 - July 31, 2012) was a Novelist from USA.

49 more quotes available

View Profile

Similar Quotes

Patricia Highsmith, Novelist
Ray Walston, Actor

We use cookies and local storage to personalize content, analyze traffic, and provide social media features. We also share information about your use of our site with our social media and analytics partners. By continuing to use our site, you consent to our Privacy Policy.