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Daily Inspiration Quote by Samuel Goldwyn

"I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years"

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Samuel Goldwyn’s line lands like a perfectly timed malapropism: impossible on its face, oddly plausible as a worldview. A man can’t wear shoes for five years without putting them on, so the sentence short-circuits logic and dares you to laugh. That’s the surface gag. The deeper point is the persona it broadcasts: the mogul as stubborn immigrant striver, allergic to waste, proud of being “practical” even when his language isn’t.

Goldwyn, the legendary producer behind MGM’s golden-age sheen, built an empire selling fantasies of glamour. This quote punctures that sheen with a thrift-store soul. It’s a reminder that early Hollywood wasn’t just silk gowns and premiere nights; it was hustlers who came up through scarcity, treating every object - even shoes - as capital that should be sweated for all it’s worth. The joke works because it collapses two American mythologies into one: the self-made tycoon who preaches rugged discipline while trafficking in excess.

There’s also a subtle power move embedded in the clumsiness. Goldwyn’s “Goldwynisms” became part of his brand: the boss so successful he doesn’t need to speak correctly to be obeyed. The mistake becomes an asset, signaling authenticity in a town built on scripts. In the end, the line sells what Goldwyn always sold: a story - not of shoes, but of merit, endurance, and the right to be absurd once you’ve won.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Goldwyn, Samuel. (2026, January 16). I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-never-put-on-a-pair-of-shoes-until-ive-worn-83928/

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Goldwyn, Samuel. "I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-never-put-on-a-pair-of-shoes-until-ive-worn-83928/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-never-put-on-a-pair-of-shoes-until-ive-worn-83928/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Samuel Goldwyn

Samuel Goldwyn (August 17, 1882 - January 31, 1974) was a Producer from USA.

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