"I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes"
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The intent is tactical. If you accuse an umpire of crookedness, you invite punishment and look paranoid. If you accuse him of missing pitches, you’re just a passionate baseball man defending your club. Durocher, a famously combative skipper, knew how to work the edges of what the game would tolerate: challenge the decision without challenging the institution. That’s the subtext - respect the role, roast the person.
The joke also captures a truth about baseball’s emotional economy. Fans and players don’t actually want flawless officiating as much as they want a human target for the frustration baked into a sport of failure and inches. By separating “integrity” from “eyesight,” Durocher gives everyone permission to stay loyal to the idea of fair play while indulging the oldest ritual in the park: screaming at the guy behind the plate.
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Durocher, Leo. (2026, January 17). I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-never-questioned-the-integrity-of-an-umpire-26844/
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"I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-never-questioned-the-integrity-of-an-umpire-26844/. Accessed 25 Feb. 2026.
