Politics & Power Quote by Ambrose Bierce

Bierce’s genius here is the quick, cruel pivot from a smear to a syllogism. He’s not denying bias; he’s laundering it. The first sentence plays the offended innocent - a familiar posture in American politics even now - while the second sentence quietly reasserts the insult in a form that sounds almost logical. It’s a rhetorical feint: retreat just far enough to look reasonable, then advance with the sharper blade.

The subtext is less about Democrats as a party than about the mechanics of respectable prejudice. By switching from “all Democrats are X” to “all X are Democrats,” Bierce weaponizes association. He doesn’t need to prove that Democrats are saloonkeepers; he only needs the audience to already feel that saloonkeepers are suspect. In the late 19th century, the saloon wasn’t just a bar. It was an urban political hub, a node in machine politics, tied to immigrants, patronage, and the moral panic of temperance campaigns. “Saloonkeeper” functions as shorthand for corruption, vice, and backroom dealmaking - a whole ecosystem of civic anxiety compressed into one job title.

Bierce, the journalist-satirist, is also mocking the phony precision of public discourse: the kind that pretends word choice is accountability. It’s a line that exposes how easily a speaker can dodge a charge of slander while keeping the insinuation intact. The humor lands because the correction is technically narrower but morally no cleaner, a neat portrait of politics as semantics in a cheap suit.