"I never think that people die. They just go to department stores"
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Death is too grand, too metaphysical, too sincere for Warhol’s preferred register. So he replaces it with a department store: bright, anonymous, endlessly replenished. The joke lands because it treats the ultimate human mystery as a retail itinerary, flattening mortality into consumer routine. That flattening is the point. Warhol doesn’t argue that capitalism is bad in some earnest pamphleteer’s way; he shows how thoroughly it colonizes our imaginations, to the point where the afterlife looks like fluorescent aisles and seasonal markdowns.
The line also carries Warhol’s signature deadpan tenderness. Department stores are public spaces where you can be alone without being lonely, surrounded by surfaces that ask nothing of you. In Warhol’s world, surfaces aren’t fake; they’re the shared language. He made icons from soup cans and celebrities because mass-produced images were the closest thing America had to a common religion. If saints once lived in stained glass, modern souls linger in window displays.
Context matters: Warhol came up in mid-century America, when consumer abundance sold itself as destiny, and he became famous by mirroring that promise back at the culture until it looked strange. After his 1968 shooting, the line reads even darker: survival as a kind of shopping trip, life as a loop of distraction. Immortality isn’t heaven; it’s perpetual browsing, the self dissolved into the crowd, still moving, still wanting, never quite arriving.
The line also carries Warhol’s signature deadpan tenderness. Department stores are public spaces where you can be alone without being lonely, surrounded by surfaces that ask nothing of you. In Warhol’s world, surfaces aren’t fake; they’re the shared language. He made icons from soup cans and celebrities because mass-produced images were the closest thing America had to a common religion. If saints once lived in stained glass, modern souls linger in window displays.
Context matters: Warhol came up in mid-century America, when consumer abundance sold itself as destiny, and he became famous by mirroring that promise back at the culture until it looked strange. After his 1968 shooting, the line reads even darker: survival as a kind of shopping trip, life as a loop of distraction. Immortality isn’t heaven; it’s perpetual browsing, the self dissolved into the crowd, still moving, still wanting, never quite arriving.
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