"I never thought I was wasted, but I probably was"
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Keith Richards’ genius here is the shrug. “I never thought I was wasted, but I probably was” lands like a punchline delivered from the back of a limo: half confession, half dodge, and entirely calibrated for survival. The line is built on a sly split-screen. On one side, the self in the moment - invincible, functional, narrating his own legend. On the other, the older Richards letting the reader see the blur without fully re-living it.
The specific intent isn’t repentance so much as control of the narrative. Richards has spent decades as rock’s patron saint of excess, a walking tabloid archetype. If he outright condemns the myth, he risks sounding sanitized; if he glorifies it, he’s trapped as a cautionary cartoon. So he chooses the elastic “probably,” a word that keeps the truth at arm’s length while admitting enough to feel honest. It’s accountability with plausible deniability.
Subtext: intoxication isn’t just chemical, it’s cultural. In the Stones era, “wasted” functioned as both a state and a brand - proof you were living louder than the ordinary world. Richards hints at how that ethos distorts perception: you don’t experience yourself as impaired; you experience yourself as the main character.
Context matters, too: he’s one of the few who made it to old age with the myth intact. The line acknowledges the cost without offering the neat moral arc audiences crave. It’s not redemption; it’s a wry report from someone who outlasted the party and still refuses to let anyone else write the caption.
The specific intent isn’t repentance so much as control of the narrative. Richards has spent decades as rock’s patron saint of excess, a walking tabloid archetype. If he outright condemns the myth, he risks sounding sanitized; if he glorifies it, he’s trapped as a cautionary cartoon. So he chooses the elastic “probably,” a word that keeps the truth at arm’s length while admitting enough to feel honest. It’s accountability with plausible deniability.
Subtext: intoxication isn’t just chemical, it’s cultural. In the Stones era, “wasted” functioned as both a state and a brand - proof you were living louder than the ordinary world. Richards hints at how that ethos distorts perception: you don’t experience yourself as impaired; you experience yourself as the main character.
Context matters, too: he’s one of the few who made it to old age with the myth intact. The line acknowledges the cost without offering the neat moral arc audiences crave. It’s not redemption; it’s a wry report from someone who outlasted the party and still refuses to let anyone else write the caption.
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