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Life & Mortality Quote by Clarence Darrow

"I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure"

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Darrow’s line lands like a courtroom wink: a profession built on rules and restraint suddenly admits to a very human, very impolite satisfaction. The opening clause performs moral hygiene - “I never wanted to see anybody die” - establishing the speaker as civilized, even compassionate. Then the pivot: “but,” the trapdoor word. He doesn’t endorse violence; he just confesses to enjoying the paperwork after the fact. It’s vengeance laundered through decorum.

That’s the intent: to name a feeling most people have had and most people won’t claim, especially in public. Darrow frames it as a matter of reading, not doing. The pleasure is displaced onto “obituary notices,” the most socially acceptable venue for private judgment. In a single sentence he exposes how respectability works: we condemn cruelty, yet we maintain a quiet mental list of those whose exit feels like relief.

Subtextually, it’s also a jab at sanctimony. Obituaries are supposed to be instruments of public mercy, smoothing a life into a few flattering paragraphs. Darrow implies that some lives resist that polishing, and that the community’s true verdict leaks out in the reader’s reaction. Coming from a lawyer famous for defending the despised and puncturing moral panics, the line reads less like spite than like realism about human hypocrisy. He’s not asking you to be cruel; he’s daring you to admit you’re not as pure as you perform.

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TopicDark Humor
Source
Verified source: The Story of My Life (Clarence Darrow, 1932)
Text match: 95.00%   Provider: Cross-Reference
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All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction. (Chapter 10 "Child Training" (page number not verified in an online scan)). Your wording (“I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure”) appears to be a later paraphrase/meme variant. A reliably attributable primary-source phrasing by Darrow appears in his autobiography The Story of My Life (1932), in Chapter 10, “Child Training,” culminating in the line “I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.” Secondary fact-checking discussions (e.g., Snopes) also point to this 1932 autobiography as the source of the commonly repeated one-liner, but the primary source is Darrow’s own text. I was not able to verify a specific page number from a scanned first edition within this search session; to lock down the exact page, you’d need to consult a scan of the 1932 Scribner’s edition or a library copy and cite the page where Chapter 10 contains this passage.
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The Game of Humor (Charles R. Gruner, 2011) compilation95.0%
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Darrow, Clarence. (2026, February 9). I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-never-wanted-to-see-anybody-die-but-there-are-a-150336/

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Darrow, Clarence. "I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure." FixQuotes. February 9, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-never-wanted-to-see-anybody-die-but-there-are-a-150336/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure." FixQuotes, 9 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-never-wanted-to-see-anybody-die-but-there-are-a-150336/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Clarence Darrow

Clarence Darrow (April 18, 1857 - March 13, 1938) was a Lawyer from USA.

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