"I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up"
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The line’s comic engine is exaggeration with surgical specificity. Not “I sobered up,” but “my whole right side sobered up” - as if Boone’s wholesomeness is so potent it works locally, like a numbing agent or a religious relic. That anatomical detail makes the joke feel improvised and bodily, which fits Martin’s onstage looseness: the man who seemed permanently mid-cocktail, even when the act was meticulously timed.
Subtext: Martin is defending his own image by caricaturing the alternative. Boone’s virtue is framed as contagious, even invasive, the kind of righteousness that kills a vibe on contact. Yet there’s a sly compliment buried in the insult: Boone’s “clean” is powerful enough to override Martin’s schtick, if only temporarily.
Context matters: mid-century showbiz was a battle between rebellion and respectability, between nightclub cool and family-TV compliance. Martin’s joke flatters audiences who prefer their entertainers slightly dangerous, while reassuring them it’s all under control - a wink from the guy who made debauchery look like charm.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Martin, Dean. (2026, February 19). I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-once-shook-hands-with-pat-boone-and-my-whole-39132/
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Martin, Dean. "I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up." FixQuotes. February 19, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-once-shook-hands-with-pat-boone-and-my-whole-39132/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up." FixQuotes, 19 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-once-shook-hands-with-pat-boone-and-my-whole-39132/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.





