"I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't"
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The intent is classic Borge: puncture the solemnity around classical music by letting language do the pratfall. He treats repertoire like a menu item you half-remember, and in doing so exposes how much of "appreciation" is performance. Clair de Lune is the safe bet in the room: instantly recognizable, widely beloved, and often treated as shorthand for refinement. By choosing it, Borge aims at audiences who feel they should know classical music, and audiences who think they do. Both groups laugh because they recognize the game.
The subtext is warmer than it looks. Borge isn't attacking the music; he's rescuing it from the museum hush. The joke gives permission to enjoy art without the anxiety of expertise. If even a virtuoso is willing to clown about his "two pieces", then maybe the listener can stop auditioning for sophistication and just listen.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Borge, Victor. (2026, January 16). I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-only-know-two-pieces-one-is-clair-de-lune-and-98395/
Chicago Style
Borge, Victor. "I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-only-know-two-pieces-one-is-clair-de-lune-and-98395/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-only-know-two-pieces-one-is-clair-de-lune-and-98395/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.





