Skip to main content

Creativity Quote by Victor Borge

"I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't"

About this Quote

A flex disguised as a shrug, Victor Borge's line lands because it plays both sides of musical snobbery at once. "I only know two pieces" pretends to confess ignorance, then immediately undercuts itself: one of them is Clair de Lune, the velvet crowd-pleaser that signals taste without demanding technical explanation. The second piece "isn't" Clair de Lune - a deliberately useless detail that mocks the way we use cultural references as social passwords. It's not that he knows little; it's that he knows exactly which name to drop.

The intent is classic Borge: puncture the solemnity around classical music by letting language do the pratfall. He treats repertoire like a menu item you half-remember, and in doing so exposes how much of "appreciation" is performance. Clair de Lune is the safe bet in the room: instantly recognizable, widely beloved, and often treated as shorthand for refinement. By choosing it, Borge aims at audiences who feel they should know classical music, and audiences who think they do. Both groups laugh because they recognize the game.

The subtext is warmer than it looks. Borge isn't attacking the music; he's rescuing it from the museum hush. The joke gives permission to enjoy art without the anxiety of expertise. If even a virtuoso is willing to clown about his "two pieces", then maybe the listener can stop auditioning for sophistication and just listen.

Quote Details

TopicPuns & Wordplay
SourceHelp us find the source
Cite

Citation Formats

APA Style (7th ed.)
Borge, Victor. (2026, January 16). I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-only-know-two-pieces-one-is-clair-de-lune-and-98395/

Chicago Style
Borge, Victor. "I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-only-know-two-pieces-one-is-clair-de-lune-and-98395/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-only-know-two-pieces-one-is-clair-de-lune-and-98395/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

More Quotes by Victor Add to List
I Only Know Two Pieces One Is Clair de Lune Quote Analysis
Click to enlarge Portrait | Landscape

About the Author

USA Flag

Victor Borge (January 3, 1909 - December 23, 2000) was a Musician from USA.

10 more quotes available

View Profile

Similar Quotes