"I passed the Bar on the first shot, But I have never practiced law"
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The specific intent feels twofold. It’s a flex, yes, but also a preemptive answer to the question creatives get whenever their biography includes an “impressive” detour: Why didn’t you use it? Wager’s line turns that would-be critique into a punchline, suggesting that the qualification was real, yet never the point. The subtext is about legitimacy. He’s signaling that his authority as a novelist isn’t the product of failure in a “serious” profession; it’s the result of choice. That distinction matters in a culture that still treats art as a hobby unless it comes with a fallback plan.
Contextually, it fits a midcentury American pattern: talented people collecting credentials (law, journalism, the military) while gravitating toward storytelling industries that were booming but socially suspect. Wager’s phrasing keeps the tone wry, almost amused at how we fetishize tests and titles. He’s not rejecting law as much as exposing the absurdity of assuming the hardest thing is the thing you should do.
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"I passed the Bar on the first shot, But I have never practiced law." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-passed-the-bar-on-the-first-shot-but-i-have-116500/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.








