"I pay parking tickets. You know, you can try to give 50%, but then they charge you all those penalties! Seriously, I have gotten many, many, many tickets in my life"
About this Quote
The intent is disarming self-deprecation. She’s not bragging about money; she’s bragging about being normal enough to get dinged repeatedly, and responsible enough to pay up. That little burst of repetition - “many, many, many” - is comic overkill, a rhythm borrowed from sitcom exaggeration. It’s also a quiet shield: by making the story funny first, she controls how we judge it. We’re invited to laugh with her at the absurdity of bureaucracy rather than side-eye her privilege.
The subtext is more pointed than it seems. “You can try to give 50%” nods to a common fantasy: half-paying as a negotiation tactic, as if the system might meet you halfway. The punchline is that the system doesn’t bargain; it compounds. Penalties become a moral lesson in the language of late fees, a miniature parable about adulthood: the cost isn’t the mistake, it’s the procrastination.
Contextually, it’s a tidy cultural snapshot of city life and the way public order actually gets enforced - not through grand laws, but through small, incessant fines. Messing’s candor turns that annoyance into a shared punchline, which is exactly how celebrity “realness” gets manufactured: by choosing a problem most people recognize and nobody admires.
Quote Details
| Topic | Funny |
|---|---|
| Source | Help us find the source |
| Cite |
Citation Formats
APA Style (7th ed.)
Messing, Debra. (2026, January 17). I pay parking tickets. You know, you can try to give 50%, but then they charge you all those penalties! Seriously, I have gotten many, many, many tickets in my life. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-pay-parking-tickets-you-know-you-can-try-to-59123/
Chicago Style
Messing, Debra. "I pay parking tickets. You know, you can try to give 50%, but then they charge you all those penalties! Seriously, I have gotten many, many, many tickets in my life." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-pay-parking-tickets-you-know-you-can-try-to-59123/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I pay parking tickets. You know, you can try to give 50%, but then they charge you all those penalties! Seriously, I have gotten many, many, many tickets in my life." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-pay-parking-tickets-you-know-you-can-try-to-59123/. Accessed 20 Feb. 2026.







