"I really don't have a favorite course. I usually ask where there are the least players"
About this Quote
Royal’s punchline - “where there are the least players” - is funny on its face, a grumpy, practical old-Texas quip. The subtext is sharper: crowds are friction. They slow the pace, introduce noise, force you into other people’s rhythms. A coach who spent his life controlling tempo, spacing, and decision-making is naturally allergic to waiting on strangers to line up a shot. He’s choosing the course the way he’d choose a formation: minimize chaos, maximize flow.
Context matters because Royal coached in an era when the “CEO coach” was still being invented, and his reputation rested on clarity and efficiency (and, not incidentally, on an offense literally named after him). This joke rhymes with that legacy. It’s not romantic about sport; it’s operational. Even his recreation is about reclaiming time, staying unbothered, keeping the day moving.
There’s also a quiet status signal tucked inside the modesty: only someone with real standing can treat “favorite” as irrelevant and focus instead on access and control. Royal makes that power sound like common sense, which is exactly why it works.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Royal, Darrell. (2026, January 15). I really don't have a favorite course. I usually ask where there are the least players. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-really-dont-have-a-favorite-course-i-usually-158071/
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Royal, Darrell. "I really don't have a favorite course. I usually ask where there are the least players." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-really-dont-have-a-favorite-course-i-usually-158071/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I really don't have a favorite course. I usually ask where there are the least players." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-really-dont-have-a-favorite-course-i-usually-158071/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.






